Funny?

I found these "jokes" the other day poking around through "My Documents". I think I showed them to a few people, who thought they were ok, and then I forgot about them. Here they are, in all their ... glory?

1.) Phil Hellmuth recently won $500,000 in the National Heads Up Poker Challenge. After the event, Phil bought more than a dozen bottles of expensive champagne for the crowd. The following day on Phil's website, www.PhilHellmuth.com, Phil announced he is changing his professional name to "Phil Diddy". When pressed for comment, Phil replied "I'm just keepin it real, dog".

2.) Mike Mizrachi recently won the main event at the LA Poker Classic, and the $1.8 million first prize. "The Grinder" is not the only poker player in the family, he has two brothers who play professionally, Rob and Eric, or "The Hero" and "The Hoagie".